Thursday, March 22, 2007

Alien Species

"You act like this is the first time I've enslaved an alien species!" he burst out angrily.

She raised her brow. "I hardly think your roleplaying games count."

"And what, you writing science fiction that wasn't even good enough to get published is?"

"That was fanfiction, it couldn't be published," she said, narrowing her eyes and crossing her arms. "And that wasn't my point anyway."

"Your point was that you think you know better than I do."

"Maybe it was," she admits. "But this species lived in temperatures a lot warmer than this."

"What's our point?"

"My point is that they're getting frostbite because all you've allowed them to wear is bikinis."

"What? They're hot!"

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