Monday, March 16, 2009

Immortal Purity Test

Somebody makes an internet purity test based on what they've heard in an Immortal drinking game similar to "I Never" (last one to die of alcohol poisoning wins). It's posted on a forum used by Immortals (the FAQ claims they're "roleplayers" who meet IRL. There are a few members who have no idea that Immortals are real and not just pretend; they're usually easy to spot, but one guy is mortal and nobody else knows it), including Amanda and Methos. They're amused enough by it that they're having fun with it in the bar, and manage to drag Richie and Joe into it (both of them are very pure), and a reluctant Duncan (he's done more, but he's still pretty pure). Amanda isn't as unpure as you'd think, and Methos is down at like 2% plus a decimal because there are just that many items. Duncan says there must not be anybody who's 0% pure, but Methos says he knows somebody.

Sample items:
been burned at the stake
had a slave
been a slave
successfully pretended to be the opposite sex
used the opposite sex as a long-term identity

All ideas are free for the taking.

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